BANNED: Lil Wayne, No Alcohol For 3 Years

According to Lil Wayne's probation documents, the New Orlean's rapper is not allowed to "consume or drink any substance containing alcohol". In addition to the alcohol ban, the documents, which went in to effect yesterday, also hold the following stipulations:

• Wayne is prohibited from knowingly associating with any person engaged in criminal activity or any person with a criminal record without prior written approval from the probation department. 
• Wayne cannot possess illegal drugs, toxic vapors or controlled substances. 
• He is also required to submit to drug and alcohol testing, per the probation dept.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but um... I thought all of the above is what Weezy is pretty much famous for. In addition, it's no telling how this will affect his prison release party, which is scheduled for this weekend at King Of Diamonds in Miami. He reportedly already has 48 bottles of PJ Rose Perrier-Jouët champagne pre-paid for, each with a price tag of $700. Oh well, I guess the only bottles Wayne himself will be poppin' is Dasani and he'll have to stick to sippin' the cranberry juice straight.